Articles: Recipe

Ingredients:

1 Cup of water
1 Cup brown sugar
1 Cup white sugar
1 tablespoon soda
2 cups dried fruit
Lemon juice
Mixed nuts
1 can Red Bull
1 Bottle Vodka
1 tablespoon salt
4 large eggs

Directions:

1. Sample Vodka to check the quality. [very important]
2. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup of Vodka and mix with a little Red Bull and drink.
4. Repeat step 3.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
7. At this point it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.
8. Flavour with a little Red Bull to taste.
9. Try another cup, just in case, turn the mixerer off.
10. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick up the dried fruit from the floor.
12. Mix on the turner
13. If the fruit gets stuck in the beaters, pry loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the Vodka to check for tonsisticity, flavour with the little Bed Rull.
15. Next stifft in 3 cups of salt, or somethinf.
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.
17. Pick up the can and mop the floor.
18. Check the Vodka [shee steps 3 and 4].
19. Now shift the lemon and strain your nuts.
20. Add 1 table.
21. Add a schpoon of shugar, or somefink.
22. Turn the cake 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
23. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
24. Finally throw the bowl thru the window, finish off the Vodka, and kick the dog.
25. Fall into Bed.